An Open Letter To Frustrated Fans,

(National Post)

You drop whatever amount a ticket is in your respective city. $100 $200 $800 whatever the hell it is.  You spend good money on a personalized sweater.  What’s a game without snacks, maybe some alcohol or a stop to the team store.  The grand total for an average hockey game is more than I can imagine, more than most of us can imagine.  

SO WHY IN GOOD HELL DO YOU THROW YOUR SWEATER ON THE ICE?

Fuck off.  Seriously.  

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Suspensions For Everyone!

(AP Photo)

It's that time of year again, like clockwork, professional shitheel Dan Carcillo finds himself suspended for some harebrained play.  All of you have seen the play by now, Carcillo cross checked Mathieu Perreault post whistle.  It was a "classic" Carcillo hit and in classic hockey fandom, we've all flipped the hell out.  

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Errors and Corrections: Fashion Police

Sometimes, as a guy with no formal writing experience, you rush into an article without doing the appropriate amount of research, or say something really dumb. I'm awesome at that. My piece about new jerseys in the NHL is so full of errors and bad judgement that I felt a whole secondary post may be needed to fix this.

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Fashion Police: New 2014-15 Uniforms

After the Wild, Hurricanes, Sharks, and Sabres dropped new sweaters on us last year, the latest round of uniform updates have started to come out, just in time for the start of preseason games.

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Sonically Uncoupling

Do you remember what you were doing the first time you heard your favorite band? I was in Cambridge in 2007, chilling in my friend's apartment. I had tickets for the Lawrence Arms, and decided to skip a week of classes to visit friends and catch the show. He had gone to work for the day, and I was on a random message board, reading posts from a few dudes about how the best rock band in the world was a Japanese trio called Boris, named after the Melvins song.

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