Entries in StayNegi (12)
You And Me Baby Ain't Nothin' But Mascots


I was going to refrain from writing about the All Star Game because, well, we all know I hate fun. That I’d prefer to sit in a dark corner and listen to Jim Hughson read a list of players names than partake in any contrived fun event. And seriously, we've been talking about Columbus hosting the All Star Weekend for what feels like a decade.
But then I saw the NHL’s announcement this morning and I had to say something:
Oh, it's happening. The #NHLAllStar Weekend will feature the inaugural NHL Mascot Showdown. http://t.co/wm3hmf1ylC pic.twitter.com/jI42u3LE1M
— NHL (@NHL) January 21, 2015
An Open Letter To Frustrated Fans,


(National Post)
You drop whatever amount a ticket is in your respective city. $100 $200 $800 whatever the hell it is. You spend good money on a personalized sweater. What’s a game without snacks, maybe some alcohol or a stop to the team store. The grand total for an average hockey game is more than I can imagine, more than most of us can imagine.
SO WHY IN GOOD HELL DO YOU THROW YOUR SWEATER ON THE ICE?
Fuck off. Seriously.
Suspensions For Everyone!


(AP Photo)
It's that time of year again, like clockwork, professional shitheel Dan Carcillo finds himself suspended for some harebrained play. All of you have seen the play by now, Carcillo cross checked Mathieu Perreault post whistle. It was a "classic" Carcillo hit and in classic hockey fandom, we've all flipped the hell out.
#StayNegi: In The Defense of The Vancouver Canucks


Picture this: It’s your birthday. There’s a big tasty double fudge cake with big scroll like letters sitting on the counter. Across it says “Happy Birthday!”. Safe to assume that cake is yours, right? Wrong. It’s not yours, not to mention, you’re not allowed to touch it, sample it, or lick the frosting. You have to sit there and watch everyone else have a piece or in some cases 4.