Calling All Naked Athletes!
It's that time of year where I wish people would just put their damn clothes back on and not make me want to bleach my eyeballs.
It's that time of year where I wish people would just put their damn clothes back on and not make me want to bleach my eyeballs.
It’s time for the yearly Body Issue published by ESPN Magazine. They call it an exhibition of the finest athletes in sports, I call it the one time of year hockey isn’t forgotten about (HA! you thought I was going to be dirty). It’s true. So often the NHL is brushed to the side for other sports and as an NHL fan, I feel kinda shafted. The hard working men end up being ignored, but once a year the NHL is featured, in its naked glory.
Hey guys! It's springtime and you know what that means! Our shitty baseball team has started to tanks and our fans are looking elsewhere for entertainment.
Oh no! How will we retain our fans?
I KNOW! Let's cover playoff hockey! Can't be that hard, right?
Goals, assists, saves, and face offs, this will be an easy thing to cover! We won't lose any one AND we'll pick up those who already love hockey!
Wow! This is a win/win idea!